Port Hueneme, well known for its strange squawking birds and distinctively-furred feral cats, can now add raccoons to its roster of local wildlife, now that a local hotel parking lot has become a hot spot for late night hook ups.Two of the masked bandits were spotted slinking around the parking lot of the Country Inn & Suites at approximately 11:30 p.m. by a local pedestrian on a late night walk. "They looked caught, if you know what I mean," said the pedestrian who prefers to remain unnamed for fear of attack by the raccoons. "Their faces were a mixture of guilt and excitement, like they just finished doing something nasty, and they were heading towards the beach, probably to smoke a cigarette."
The Country Inn & Suites has not yet commented on the use of their parking lot as meeting place for raccoon love.
Although not commonly associated with the ocean, raccoons are no stranger to the waterfront, especially if there are garbage cans to raid. Nearby Ormand beach is known to be especially popular with raccoons.
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