PRESS RELEASE
Looking left and right is not enough anymore if you are a pedestrian crossing Port Hueneme streets, now that a local short bus driver has gone NASCAR with her distinctive vehicle, speeding and ignoring traffic signs on town thoroughfares.
Just last week, a local pedestrian on a morning walk was forced to jump out of the way of the speeding short bus after the unidentified driver failed to halt at a stop sign. Two days later the same pedestrian saw the short bus driver blow another stop sign and speed recklessly down a normally quiet suburban street.
"I'm just worried about the example this sets for the special ones," stated the local pedestrian who refuses to be named for fear of "Mad Max" style reprisals by the menacing short bus driver. "Personally, I think she's the one that should be in special ed."
Until police put a stop to this local menace all local and tourist pedestrians are encouraged to practice extreme caution when crossing the street or risk being flattened by the speeding cheese wagon.
Thursday, February 14, 2008
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