Friday, January 25, 2008

Feral Cats Humping in Peace After Close Call With Massive Machines

PRESS RELEASE

The local feral cats have survived the recent construction work along the South Hueneme Beach breakwater and are once again catching rats and mating prolifically in the foggy wee hours down on the docks.

Locals were unsure of the cats’ fate as large earthmoving machines appeared one misty morning and started removing the rocky breakwater as part of the long-awaited construction of a paved walkway from the Hueneme beach gay pride flagpoles to the lighthouse.

Now that work on the breakwater is complete, the cats are back in action, battling one another for newly configured turf, sunning themselves when possible, and hopping the occasional ship to Siam to visit distant cousins.

A litter of newborn kittens was recently spotted peeping from the rocks, sporting the distinctive brown squirrel fur that has made the Port Hueneme Feral the year’s most prized showcat.

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